Equal Rights for Zombies

With the Zombie Apocalypse surely being imminent, we must stop and ask ourselves; what rights do zombies have?
Sure you can argue, they aren't people anymore, until it's your uncle Jed recently risen, and you stand there unsure what the right thing to do is. Well, fret no more, hide uncle Jed in the basement, feeding him the occasional stray rat or Emo kid, and sport this shirt at your next Zombie Rights protest.

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